Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Because they take too long to iron!
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: “Here come the elephants!”
Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
A: They wave!
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean meat!
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honey combs!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
A: Your head hits the ceiling!