Yo mama jokes

▶ Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!

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▶ Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.

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▶ Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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▶ Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.

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▶ Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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▶ Yo mama so fat, your front door is the garage.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.

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▶ Yo Momma so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet

 

Yo mama so stupid jokes

 

▶  Yo mama’s so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.

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▶ Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry.

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▶ Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refun.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid she eats her food stamps.

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▶ Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

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▶ Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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▶ Yo mama is so stupid that she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid, she gave birth to you.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

 

Yo mama so old jokes

 

▶ Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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▶ Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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▶ Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

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▶ Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

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▶ Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

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▶ Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

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▶ Yo mama so old she was best friends with Jesus.

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▶ Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks

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▶ Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.

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▶ Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.

 

Yo mama so dark jokes

 

▶ Yo mama is so dark you could not even see her pussy.

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▶ Yo mama is so dark that she bleeds molasses.

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▶ Yo Momma so dark, she was born with bad credit.

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▶ Yo mama so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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▶ Yo mama so dark she has to use coffee grounds as makeup.

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▶ Yo mama is so dark that when she goes outside, the streetlights turn on.

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▶ Yo mama’s so dark, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.

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▶ Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.

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▶ Yo momma so dark you cant see when shit comes out of her crack.

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▶ Yo mama so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.

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▶ Yo mama so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

2018-05-26T22:44:11+00:00 maj 26th, 2018|Categories: Funny jokes|0 Comments

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